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Post by Sandy on Aug 6, 2008 1:23:20 GMT -5
SUPRISE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH
Alyssa, please post your question/statement here.
Erik + Kirin please reply here with your answers as well.
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Post by erik on Aug 6, 2008 1:25:44 GMT -5
But Sandy! This makes an odd number of jurors....Are you insane?!
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Post by Sandy on Aug 6, 2008 1:28:52 GMT -5
I know, I'm a rebel tonight. I mean, if the vote is 5-4 I have no idea what Ima do!
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Post by alyssa on Aug 6, 2008 1:35:37 GMT -5
Hey, guys. i bet you're soo thrilled to see me here since everyone loves me the best of all the isurv1vor players ever. I'm really proud of both of you for making it to final 2. If it wasn't me or zack, i'd want it to be yall. So, good job. Especially good job to kirin since your little baby preteen ass lied all the time and no one would believe me about. Anyways, lets get down to business.
I don't wanna hear no shit about how good you played the game. That shit is boring to me. But I'm alyssa -- and what i do love is dramaaa. I love shit talking, i love making people cry, and I love to hear negative things. It makes me laugh a whole lot. So your mission to get my vote is this: shit talk your opponent as much as humanly possible. I want you to TRY to be meaner than me [even though you probably can't. haha]. I want you to fight tooth and nail. I want to hear every single horrible thing you can think of. I wanna hear all the dirt I've never heard. Impress me. There shouldn't be a dry eye in the house after yall are done answering this question.
Oh, one more thing .. it has to be exactly 69 words long. If you go over or under, you won't get my vote.
Good luck, bitches. :]
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Post by Sandy on Aug 6, 2008 1:37:53 GMT -5
Wow Im so glad I made you a juror.
*CLAPS*
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Post by erik on Aug 6, 2008 1:52:47 GMT -5
Hey, guys. i bet you're soo thrilled to see me here since everyone loves me the best of all the isurv1vor players ever. I'm really proud of both of you for making it to final 2. If it wasn't me or zack, i'd want it to be yall. So, good job. Especially good job to kirin since your little baby preteen ass lied all the time and no one would believe me about. Anyways, lets get down to business. I don't wanna hear no shit about how good you played the game. That shit is boring to me. But I'm alyssa -- and what i do love is dramaaa. I love shit talking, i love making people cry, and I love to hear negative things. It makes me laugh a whole lot. So your mission to get my vote is this: shit talk your opponent as much as humanly possible. I want you to TRY to be meaner than me [even though you probably can't. haha]. I want you to fight tooth and nail. I want to hear every single horrible thing you can think of. I wanna hear all the dirt I've never heard. Impress me. There shouldn't be a dry eye in the house after yall are done answering this question. Oh, one more thing .. it has to be exactly 69 words long. If you go over or under, you won't get my vote. Good luck, bitches. :] Kirin is a sneaky ass little bitch. She lied to me when Alyssa was getting voted out. She leaked information she promised she’d keep secret. She was dumb as a rock. She has STDs. She uses too much teeth. She smells like doggie vomit. She sounds like Minnie Mouse. She doesn’t worship Melody. She also has the absolute worst taste in reality people. Jessie? Give me a fucking break. |
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Post by kirin on Aug 6, 2008 14:19:00 GMT -5
Erik is a fucking liar. He has lied throughout this entire game, even when he didn’t have to. He said he trusted /me/ more than he trusted you. And he says he knew I was doing things behind his back but then he didn’t even do anything about it. And he says /I/ have bad taste in reality people. How much more fucking lame can you get then WANDA.
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